1 Mar 2011

The "The" Conundrum

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The above image is great! The title of the paper is "The Times" and therefore can be labeled "The Times", both in and out of conversation. Here are just a few cases where the word "the" resembles beating yourself with a stupid stick.

  • The Congress
  • The iPhone
  • The moleskine
  • The Internet (all the cool kids use Internet because some cool kid cut off "the" from Facebook)

The issue comes down to using "the" to convey generality when it is almost always used in the specific. The next time you reach into the shriveling word-bag slung around your head, try and use "an" or "a" to convey an arbitrary item. 

28 Feb 2011

Minimalism and Desks == Peanut Butter and Nutella

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Mmm, delicious minimalistic desk for the space conscious in all of us. Actually I was just informed by a roommate that "minimalism" as a-whole, is now dead. Well, shit, call me a "augmented humanitarian...ist?" Still, this desk is simple, sexy and cool.

28 Feb 2011

Note Talking Podcasts

For anyone who can't tell from the random posts on this blog, I adore systematic note taking. Writing down or simply recording anything that you need to remember during the day relieves your brain from having to juggle every little piece of your day that you might have to remember for tomorrow, next week, or even 6 months from now. The Mac Power Users Podcast (way to long guys, I love it, but let's get real) has a wonderful and in depth rundown on a plethora of on and off Mac note taking systems. Definitely worth a listen while on the treadmill.

Mac Power Users Podcast #044    Direct Link    iTunes Link

9 Feb 2011

Solve That Fubared Ruby Install

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Sitting down to fiddle with a presentation tonight, I realized that my default Ruby and Gem install was so fucked up that I couldn't finagle the little OS X box to trudge on. So in a fit of defeat and an attitude that loves rebuilding things, I decided to start from scratch. But...I have never had this issue on a Mac (Ubuntu, sure, this shit happens...well) so I didn't know where to start. All you need to do is run these rm commands:

sudo rm -r /System/Library/Frameworks/Ruby.framework/

sudo rm -r /Library/Ruby

sudo rm /usr/bin/ruby

sudo rm /usr/bin/gem

Reinstall the little bugger with our favorite OS X package manager Homebrew and go drink an actual beer. Also you probably should install brewbygems to conveniently manage your gems like packages in Homebrew. Just sayin'

8 Feb 2011

GigaOM is Looking For Someone Who Kicks Ass

Let’s just face it — I get to work with some of the smartest people on this planet. I get lessons in technology from folks who are inventing it. I learn business strategy from guys who are running $50 billion companies. I get to spend time with guys who are trying to turn around the Internet equivalent of tankers. And that is when I am out of the office.

When I return to GigaOM’s awesome home base in San Francisco, I get to work alongside some of the best technology news/media people in the business. Now here is the good news — you can do exactly the same, if you can convince our editorial team and me, that you would be perfect as our Silicon Valley reporter. Of course, we expect you to be a tad nerdy like us, appreciate the idea of knowing the future before it happens, and have an optimist’s skepticism but more than anything else — a desire to learn!

Here is the official description of the job!

GigaOM is a small team of passionate online-media nerds, dedicated to staying ahead of the curve and keeping their global community informed through analysis, events, and research. We’re looking for a staff writer to cover Silicon Valley startups and the consumer web for our fast-paced, non-traditional newsroom.

Our ideal candidate loves breaking stories, asking hard questions that will help advance a story, and spotting the startups that will be the next disruptors. GigaOM’s coverage is a mix of breaking news and thoughtful, forward-looking analysis. Our readers look to us to find out not only what technologies, entrepreneurs and companies they should be following but also where the industry is headed. We’re looking for an analytical thinker with a healthy dose of skepticism but also a curiosity and passion for the industry.

We’re committed to the ethics of traditional journalism and the speed and interactivity of the web. We prefer candidates with a journalism or reporting background but who will also regularly engage with the tech world on Twitter and through social media. Our ideal candidate should be an avid user of social media.

Beyond all this, we’re looking for someone with 2 years experience as a journalist (preferably in business journalism) who writes quickly and turns in accurate, clean, focused copy. Candidates should be comfortable working independently, owning their beat, as well as with other reporters to coordinate coverage of big stories.

This position is a full-time, San Francisco–based position with full health, dental & vision benefits, vacation and sick time, and a competitive salary.

To apply, please send your resume, three writing clips and a brief cover letter to Nicole Solis, Managing Editor, at nicole AT gigaom DOT com. No phone calls, please.

Well...what they are actually looking for is someone who can produce some mildly awesome content and still be on most tech user's (I find subpar) reading level. Having just tweeted this link or "twatted" for all you Northern Michigan-ers, I was inspired to throw this onto my blog because I know many of you are or were Journalism / English majors. I...was not.

As a quick note for anyone who is looking at performing college (that's what you do if you don't know), a double major in Journalism and Computer Information Systems can take you a long way these days. If I had the chance to go back and do my undergrad again, you bet your ass that is what I would focus my time on.

1 Feb 2011

Infographs BLOW

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This is precisely what I feel about every info-graph(ic) (read::trash) I come across. Plus the plus-size guys at Lesseverything just plain kick ass / I might look up to their ass kickery skills...just a little.

23 Jan 2011

What Happens To Productivity on Socmed

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Social media + productivity + info-graphic...what else is this blog about? A really interesting case on why you should be turning off all of those filters for Twitter.

22 Jan 2011

So Long And Thanks For All The Fish

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As everyone doesn't know, I have been the lead on the my Untitled Folder podcast since inception, 3 years ago.  I know, I can't believe it has really been that long.  Anywho, as of today (10:35 AM 2011.01.22) I am resigning.  I know this won't be much of an issue due to our relatively low listener base.  What I do want to share is a couple of pearls for anyone who is wanting to get into the biz.

Podcasting isn't actually all that hard, definitely not compared to how many people in the business bitch about it.  It takes a relatively quiet basement, a nice mic setup, and a good group of people who are willing to be on board and share their thoughts in a meaningful and succinct way.  The first two...fucking easy really; mic setups can be had for 50-100 bones these days and a quiet room can be easily found in your current accommodations.  The last key is what makes a "meh" podcast into something truly special.

I am perplexed how people can produce a one man podcast.  Look at your successful podcasts, take Twit and 5by5 for a couple of examples.  What do they all have in common?  They have a great host that is offset by an even better group of people who are constantly attempting to be masters of their realm.  They might not be the most knowledgable people, but they absolutely ooze an egregious amount of passion.  This passion is key in podcasting.  The host needs it, each guest needs it, shit, if you are lucky, your audience should have it.  The result of all this collective passion you might be wondering?  Something ridiculously awesome, something your listeners can't wait to get their hands on and something they talk about intensively between each episode.

Your listeners are your bread and butter.  Sure they pay the bills (sometimes), but what they really do is drive you forward to be a better host.  Listeners jazz us up, they call us out on our shit and they continue to be a force that is often times difficult to reckon with.  Hosts, produce listeners.  I know, this probably doesn't make much sense, but ask yourself: why do you listen to other podcasts or independent radio in general?  You find some connection with the hosts or the people that they constantly have gracing their shows.  We find quirks, oddities, and even snippets of crazy that allows us to find a connection with the person.  The informed Host breeds this into every one of their listeners.

Hosts come to the table hyper informed about the specific topic and because of this, free themselves from learning on the fly.  Avoid this at all costs.  Learning on the fly shows your audience that you really could care less, which isn't teaching them about squat.  If we sit in front of the mic informed we can sit back, relax and show our listeners the quirks that they thrive on.  Hmm...I guess what I am getting at is show yourself to the listeners, don't hold back and try to avoid being an absolute stiff.  Have opinions, throw wild cards out there (shit I said there wouldn't be a Verizon iPhone until 2012), and be funny, and don't be afraid of ruining someone's day.

Aight bitches, I am sick of being proper, so here we go.  If you want to podcast, by all means do it up and have a ball at it.  Just maybe take some of what I have regurgitated into consideration.  For everyone who is sad about my Untitled Folder, don't be.  I have no idea what Wilt is going off to do, but I am sure you can ask him on Twitter.  Ok by!  Wait, you want to know what I am up to?  Pssh, fine.  My 2011 plans are a little scattered at the moment but I am starting a new business with a damn-good-friend, going to do a lot of commuting by bike, build crazy things, and make a lot of guest appearance on other podcasts.  Stay tuned to this blog or Twitter if you just can't get enough of my opinion on shit.

The mUF website will continue to stay up and chew away at Google's rankings.  I doubt there will be much overall activity there though, so don't get your hopes up too high.  Thanks again everyone who did listen to us, you will always be awesome in my book.  OK by...fo' real! 

19 Jan 2011

How Facebook is the Web on Stupid

I’m starting to feel like there’s a trend of male geeks of a certain age decrying the mainstreaming of geekery, and it’s starting to make me uncomfortable.

You may have read Patton Oswalt’s recent Wired article, where he talked about how Geek Culture has to die so that it can be reborn, and longing for the days when his otaku was in tact and it was “hard” to be a geek. Now, it’s too easy. Now ANYONE can be a geek about something, and it’s ruining his little party, poor baby. When I read that article, I couldn’t help but think it came from a really privileged white male place. Not “privileged” because of money (though geekery tends to be expensive if you want to collect everything, so those with more money tend to be the geeks with the most toys), but because of the access he had to nerdly things by virtue of being a white suburban male. He might have felt all “non-conformist” at the time, but white suburban males were allowed to be that, and were being that all over the place, to the point that something like Revenge of the Nerds can get made, and the titular “nerds” are all skinny white guys. He probably hung out with one girl who was interested in the same things, and assumed the rest weren’t, or couldn’t be. (And he probably didn’t consider DATING the “cool” geek girl he hung out with, because she’s not actually a girl, you know. Not one you’d actually want to date. She’s one of the boys.) I don’t know if he hung out with any black or brown kids to play D&D, but I don’t think it’s likely.

I’m 31, and I’ve loved sci-fi (Star Trek, Ray Bradbury and Asimov books, Alien Nation, Space Camp, etc) my whole life. But I didn’t fully embrace being geeky until I was in my mid-twenties, when a friend of mine introduced me to comics by making me read Gaiman’s Sandman. Now, there’s hardly a Wednesday that goes by when I’m not at the comic shop. And what I LOVE are the efforts to reach out to new readers – readers like me – who can’t turn back the hands of time and catch up on eons of backstory, but shouldn’t have to be punished for it. I also LOVE the fact that I can go to stuff like Wikipedia (much to Oswalt’s dismay) to fill in any gaps in my comics knowledge so that I can move forward in Geek Culture, rather than be bogged down by the past.

What does this have to do with your Facebook post? :)

It seems that your gripe with Facebook has less to do with what it actually does, and more to do with what you could make it do better. Which is all very well and good. I’m glad that you’re capable of working your own website, etc. And I know that you very clearly stated in your post that people aren’t stupid for using Facebook, and that it’s just not for you, and all the other well-placed disclaimers to make sure people know you’re not elitist before you say things that make you sound like elitist…

But why did you feel the need to say it at all? And I just don’t mean here – I know you’re responding to a friend here. Why, if Facebook is fine for other people, just not for you, and if people aren’t stupid for using it, why did you feel the need to be antagonistic on Facebook about Facebook in the first place, making people feel lesser for using it? Saying “I’M smart enough to not need Facebook, but Facebook is for NORMAL people who AREN’T as smart as me” is a really elitist thing to say. And I’m pointing it out, because it’s one of several instances I’ve started to notice lately of the above-mentioned male geeks of a certain age talking crap about something that’s become mainstream. It smacks of little boys pulling up the ladder to their tree house. And I have to say that, as a Puerto Rican woman who has embraced her geekiness only within the past ten years, I am bothered when I hear that sort of thing. I think it contributes to the very climate of ostracizing and elitism that geeks are supposedly running from. So, the answer to getting picked on and not getting to play in the cool kids’ reindeer games when you’re little is, what, create NEW reindeer games that other people can’t get into? I hate that idea.

Speaking specifically to Facebook, when you say Zuckerberg isn’t a genius, I think you’re missing something. No, he might not be the best coder on the block. And yes, there were networking sites before Facebook. But I think you underestimate the brilliance of a good idea. Not just a good invention, but the idea to take a good invention and put it out there at the right time to the right people. Yes, Zuckerberg was a dick, but honestly, he took an idea and ran with it well. Had Facebook not gotten off the ground, for whatever reason, he wouldn’t have been sued, and no one would’ve cared. People only started caring when it started making money. And that just seems like sour grapes. You call it “the largely accidental advantage of being upmarket first.” But, that’s everything. Anyone can have an idea, but ideas are nothing if you do nothing with them, and I think that a big part of genius is knowing when to move on an idea rather than shove it in a drawer (or a folder on your desktop). I’m not saying he did everything (or anything) right in handling any of this. But I am saying that he’s not the only person in that scenario not handling things properly.

Lastly, re: Facebook and privacy – now, I’m not a shy person. I put myself out there on the internet pretty much as is (I don’t use Facebook filters either, because I present the same self to my friends that I do to their kids or their parents), and the things I don’t want people to know, I don’t put online at all. I always think it’s funny when people talk about internet privacy, because seriously, there’s no way to have it. Even if every website were policing privacy 24/7, all it takes is a good hacker and your info is out there to anyone who wants it. The only way to guarantee internet privacy is to not use the internet. It makes me laugh in particular when people get angry at Facebook re: privacy, because there’s absolutely nothing on your Facebook profile that you didn’t put there yourself! And I’m all “It’s not Facebook’s fault you were dumb enough to put those drunk, naked pictures of yourself up, and your boss did a Google search and found them!” *sigh*

Wow. I pretty much wrote a blog post in your comments. Sorry. But I lurk around the site a lot, and comment infrequently, so consider this several days’ worth of comments. :)

A fascinating read about how Facebook has made the web inherently "easy" and is the overal reason why it has had a tremendous load of hype for 2 solid years. It isn't that Facebook is bad per-say, it just happens to be breeding and fostering many lazy computer users. No one wants to code, design, or really do shit. They just want to be hooked up to the IV drip of useless photos, dumb videos, and incoherent rants towards recently past employers. All of these skills are integral in, trust me...

15 Jan 2011

Dropquest And Pure Awesome Sauce

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What should be everyone's favorite and mostly free cloud storage solution, Dropbox is putting on an amazing challenge at the moment called Dropquest. It is a set of 30 challenges that take you all over the Dropbox site, forums and blog and reward the successful with an extra 1 gig of space for their own Dropbox account. It took me a little under an hour to complete all 31 and was an absolute blast.

If you are a riddle, problem solving, freak-a-zoid I implore you to give it a whirl. It isn't super hard, but it will rack your brain on several occasions. Kudos to the Dropbox team for building something absolutely amazing (both the service and this little "quest").

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Hi. My name is Braden Douglass and I am a Web junky who used to run a tech-Apple centric podcast named my Untitled Folder. In addition, I love to write this bizarre thing called "code" and ride these even weirder things called "fixies." Oh, and I am from some fairly unknown state named "Maine."

Enough with these quotes, you can find all my posts and more at Hoplicious (beer), CloudBacon (new site, the old one still kicks around Posterous) (productivity / tech) and Pixel B.eat (photos). Itching for more? Flip through my profile page till your heart's content.